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Dear first-grade journal,
I am writing this page on a stupid
dumb tour bus.
Stupid dumb tour bus is the grown-up word for there is nothing but old people on this thing.
We are going on a nature hike.
A nature hike is when you look at plants and birds and scenery.
I cannot think of a worse activity.
Mother said I will get some good pictures today.
Big whoop.
From,
Junie B., I Do Not Want
to be Here
for Junie B. Jones
in the kitchen
Dear Diary,
School was so so so embarrassing today! At lunch there was a potato bar so I asked for a baked potato with bacon bits, and I got peach slices and milk. But somehow I tripped and fell and dropped my tray, and my potato rolled off and the milk splattered, and as if all that wasn't bad enough, it was Norbert who came running over to ask if I was okay and to help me pick up my potato and everything. I wish I could have flown away to Italy that very second.
Mortifeid,
Mel
for Melanie Martin