You know you are way too stoned when…


1. You can’t hit your bowl cause it’s clogged with resin
2. You light your cigarette the wrong way
3. When you realize that the song you thought you were listening to ended ten minutes ago
4. When you decide to found your own religion entirely based on the eating of Doritos
5. You are tired of talking midway through a sentence
6. Your bags are empty and you don’t know why
7. When you find yourself at McDonald’s with no money because you spent it on weed
8. When you say a joke to someone who originally said that same joke to you
9. When you talk to your cat and get angry because it’s not replying
10. When you talk to your cat and it actually is replying
11. If you play through just one level of a video game, then look overand find the clock has somehow skipped five hours
12. When you cough up a lugie and it tastes like bong water
13. When you stare at a TV that’s not even turned on because you don’t feel like turning it on
14. You put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl.
15. When you put sentences together like George Bush Read more here