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His breath smells of beef crisps and cheap , and I should scold him, because he has obviously been to the pub.
How many times have I told him that my magic will only slow aging for so long?
I worry about his heart, but he refuses to watch his diet.
I’m five hundred and thirty three,” he always says.
That’s a mighty stretch for any man, and I’d rather die happy with a bacon roll in my belly than live miserably on boiled and rocket salad.
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