His breath smells of beef crisps and cheap
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, and I should scold him, because he has obviously been to the pub.
How many times have I told him that my magic will only slow aging for so long?
I worry about his
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, but he refuses to
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his diet.
“
I’m five hundred and thirty three,” he always says.
“
That’s a mighty stretch for any man, and I’d rather die happy with a bacon roll in my belly than live miserably on boiled
and rocket
.”