His breath smells of beef crisps and cheap

, and I should scold him, because he has obviously been to the pub.
How many times have I told him that my magic will only slow aging for so long?
I worry about his

, but he refuses to

his diet.
“
I’m five hundred and thirty three,” he always says.
“
That’s a mighty stretch for any man, and I’d rather die happy with a bacon roll in my belly than live miserably on boiled
and rocket
.”