Practice Areas
Areas of practice our lawyers are trained to represent. These are not real, or recommended, areas of practice. We do not recommend you contact a real lawyer looking to sue in these areas. They will not, or should not, represent you.
- Ruined reputation
- Use of deathly force for unjustifiable reason
- Personal anger managment issues
- PMS
- Ended relationship
- Burns resulting from hot beverages
- Mean or unintellectual students
Ruined Reputation
Ruined reputation is any physical or mental injury to a person
that results from another person’s negligence or harmful act.
Ruined repuation involves can involve criminal law
cases if you are really that pissed at this person, which involve a defendant and the State of Florida. Ruined Reputation often refers to mental injury and can occur in a wide
variety of ways. The following are some of the most common
accidents resulting in a ruined reputation:
- No more friends
- People now think you are a spoiled brat
- No one wants to talk to you anymore
- People may think you now have a common std
- People think you are crazy
- People think you are a slut
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Use of Deathly Force
A person may not use deadly
force to defend themselves. The life, health and safety of an
individual, albeit an intruder, is considered to be more valuable
to society than the material possessions in which that individual
is trying to steal. A person is entitled to use reasonable force to prevent someone, or
something, from hurting them. You can't use deathly force against someone because they pissed you off and call it "self defense". But we'll try to defend you anyways.
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Personal anger managment issues
First you should probably realize that you have an anger mangment issue, maybe even seek counseling. But if you are too lazy to do that, or do not want to admit you have a problem, our lawyers will help you. We are here to help you sue that person who pissed you off.
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PMS
Yes, women are known to be bitches when they are PMSing. Men, you don't have to deal with it anymore. Our lawyers will help you sue her for emotions she can't control.
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Ended relationship
He dumped you and you weren't ready for the relationship to end. Our lawyers will help you get what you deserve and to help all your pain and suffering that comes from a break up, even if the break up was your fault.
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Burns from hot beverage
Normally when someone orders coffee, they want it hot. However, there are those few times when it may be hotter than you wanted it. If you burned yourself because it spilled or was too hot on your tongue, our lawyers will help you sue that company. They should know how hot their coffee is, and how hot is too hot.
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Mean or unintellectual students
Teachers, we know that teenagers and college students can be mean and stupid sometimes. Why should you have to put up with it? Some may think that is your job, but our lawyers don't. They will help you sue those parents of that mean, and unruly student.
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