The Laser Pointer 3000

The iEverything features a dual laser pointer/high voltage laser dubbed the Laser Pointer 3000.

The LP3000, as it's come to be called can help with many daily chores that before seemed tedious.

Chores and jobs such as:

Lighting your books when reading at night.

Lighting a dark hallway to avoid stumbling.

Flagging down planes on a runway.

Lighting up the sky to warn Batman of pending danger.

Slicing through steel, metal, and other man-made materials.

 

 

LP3000 WARNING AND PRECAUTIONS.

 

The LP3000 comes equipped with a high voltage charger that requires 2000 volts to charge on an hourly basis.

The intensity of the laser has been known to melt and burn skin, AVOID CONTACT AT ALL COSTS.

The LP3000 is not meant to take the place of a gun utilized in laser tag.