Fucking up the world - One drill rig at a time.
It has recently come to our attention that the Gulf spill in 2010 may have caused irreparable damage to the native species of the area. We were going to apologize for the incident, but quite frankly, we don’t give a damn; making money is our priority. Nothing is going to get in the way of accomplishing our goals.
Investors
Below you'll find a list of all of our investors. They've made great contributions in helping us reach our goals!
- Bill O'Reilly
- The Once-ler
- Yosemite Sam
- Doomsday
- Satan
Products and Services
Products:
- Destruction of Earth's Ozone
- Unsanitary Ground Water
- Loss of Habitats for Endangered Species
- Polluted Air and Water
- Deforestation and the Destruction of the Earth's Crust
- Increase of Green House Gases
Services:
- Continued Use of a Slowly Depleting Resource: Oil
- Complete Ignorance Towards Greener and Safer Forms of Fuel
- Monopolizing the Industry and Cutting Out Competition
- Buying Out the Government to "Save" a Crumbling Economy
- Destroying Your Homes and Continuing to Line Our Pockets with Moolah! Thanks!
Careers
Like any good business, we like to pay our employees below average pay rates while giving the majority of our earning to the upper elite. Please do consider joining us in our effort to destroy the planet - opportunities are abound! Here are some positions available:
- Crust Destruction Technician
- Endangering Species Analyst
- Pollution and Contamination Contributors
- Deceitful Designers and Ad Agents
- Grunts, Drones, and Mindless Zombies to Operate our Destructive Machines
Can We Frack It?
- Yes, we can! Want to make some quick cash? Sell off your property so we can tear it up, destroy your drinking water, and leave the land in complete disarray! Don't worry - cash will help you ignore the threat on the environment; Trust us, we know.
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