The Passion to Smoke

A mixture of shock and disbelief swept the United States as the nation woke up to an abject apology from the man it had hailed as its greatest Olympic athlete. Michael Phelps was a hero and role model for millions but now his career will be stained forever by claims that he smoked drugs. Well, some may say Weed is not a drug. Its a mutha F*CKEN plant dammit.

The Bigger – The Better – The Harder You Cough

The world's greatest swimmer was forced to say sorry after a British tabloid newspaper showed a picture of him appearing to smoke marijuana through a glass pipe, known as a bong, at a student party just weeks after creating history at the Beijing Olympic Games. In a spellbinding week, Phelps had won a record eight gold medals and turned himself into a $100 million superstar. He could buy a lot of frigging Weed with that kind of cheese.

Delivering Results, Perhaps a Piss Test!

But his reputation is in tatters. As Phelps's face beamed out from cereal packets on millions of breakfast tables throughout the US - the lucrative result of just one of his many sponsorship deals - his apology came as a desperate act of damage limitation. But, we saved his A$$ by giving him his own dedicated brand of cereal called Weedies. The breakfast of stoners, wake and bake baby!