Tiger Woods has gone Woody!
So, Tiger Woods cheated on his wife. For those of you who don’t know, Tiger Woods is a professional golfer worth a billion dollars. He is involved in a sex scandal, much like your average politician, rock star, or preacher. I have no opinion on the topic. Except that Tiger Woods has the fashion sense of a middle-aged suburban father who screams into his clenched fist every time he surveys the smoldering ruins of dreams that dot the empty horizon of his soul.
Prepared for Sex
As Tiger Woods scandal unfolded, admissions to Tiger Wood’s girlfriends because more and more clear as the days wore on. At first he simply asked for privacy. Next he admitted to unnamed indiscretions in his personal life. And finally what the world had already come to believe, he admitted to marital infidelity. You dirty little whore.
Don’t forget about the sex tape and sex photos. Whether or not they actually exist, Tiger Woods got a court injunction in the United Kingdom to block their release, just in case they do.
Unparalleled Performance in Bed
Tiger Woods may have moved out of his own house. His wife may or may not have bought a mansion on a remote Swedish Island somewhere in the middle of nowhere. She may have moved down the street out of the house already. They might be in marriage counseling. Tiger Woods went on live television to make a public apology to everyone including his family and friends for his actions. Naughty Tiger, shame on you, keep your balls to yourself next time.